drunk memed 

The art of sending a meme while drunk to another person you would not talk to sober

Girl I was so tipsy last night I drunk memed my ex Chris.

drunk memed by Chasert22 January 18, 2018

drunk cost fallacy 

the idea that when you're drunk, you've already committed to being drunk so you may as well get that extra drink. see "sunk cost fallacy."

"Can't Kyle just drink in moderation and not black out every weekend?"
"It's the drunk cost fallacy. Once he gets drunk he doesn't see a reason to stop."

drunk cost fallacy by serkets January 27, 2018

drunk fuckery 

The act of fucking around, preferably outside, whilst drunk off your ass.

Best done with your freaky friends.

Person 1: Abbie what do you want to do today?
Person 2: Oh you already know its the perfect day for some drunk fuckery.

Person 1: Incredible!

drunk fuckery by Decimal Puss March 16, 2020

drunk eat 

Eating while drunk at the end of drinking. Usually in bed with some nasty fast food.

I stopped at Jack in the Box for tiny tacos after my night of drinking to drunk eat them as a laid in bed.

drunk eat by Yesitsaword July 2, 2021

Drunk House Sean 

Drunk House Sean: This mythical being is known for his relentless pursuit of good times, fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and an occasional puff of the sacred herb. With a charismatic personality and an infectious energy, Drunk House Sean is the life of the party, captivating all with his outlandish dance moves and hilarious antics.

If you happen to encounter this rare species in your urban jungle, embrace the chaos and revel in the madness. Just remember, when in the presence of Drunk House Sean, be prepared for an unforgettable night and a hangover that will leave you questioning your life choices.

"Last night at the party, Drunk House Sean stumbled around, mistaking the kitchen for the bathroom and trying to have a conversation with a potted plant. He was the perfect embodiment of a 'drunk house Sean' – a hilarious combination of a drunk idiot, a perpetual stoner, and someone with the attention span of a goldfish!"

Drunk House Sean by Kalious September 8, 2023

drunk skunk 

a type of kush so strong, when smoked, it makes one feel like they are drunk. found mainly in california, but known to get around different parts of the usa, primarily houston texas. popcornish in looks, and almost odorless.

omfg dude, me and taylor smoked a bowl of that drunk skunk and it felt like we had downed a whole fackin' bottle of jack daniels, homie. uhhhhhh *cums*

drunk skunk by Dr. Kushmeister February 14, 2009

Drunk clown's mouth 

having had so much anal sex, your rectum feels slack.

After spending the night with Steve, Adam's hole felt as slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

Drunk clown's mouth by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009