Someone who uses Twitter obsessively and is a complete Douche about it. Someones whos tweets are consistently boring and pointless or self evaluating
Did you see Roman's last tweet? 'Roman just left the gym. Benchpressed 250. New Record! Gonna go break some hearts at the club now' That guy is such a Hashtag Douche bag
by Dannyf11 May 17, 2011
Get the Hashtag Douche Bagmug. Noun: The popped collar on polo shirts. Traits attributed to collar poppers are arrogance and some times delusions of grandeur.
Those flying the douche bag flag are often called assholes or womanizers, and most have trouble running game. Douche bag flaggers wearing pink are flying the flag extra high.
Those flying the douche bag flag are often called assholes or womanizers, and most have trouble running game. Douche bag flaggers wearing pink are flying the flag extra high.
Girl 1: This party's pretty gross. Who's that hottie over there?
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: The guy with the faux hawk, aviators, and popped collar?
Girl 2: I can't tell which dude out of the frat pack you're talking about, but they're all douche bag flaggin'. I mean, if you want to get drunk and sleep with an asshole, be my guest, but you'll wake up full of herps and regret.
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: The guy with the faux hawk, aviators, and popped collar?
Girl 2: I can't tell which dude out of the frat pack you're talking about, but they're all douche bag flaggin'. I mean, if you want to get drunk and sleep with an asshole, be my guest, but you'll wake up full of herps and regret.
by McSantos May 18, 2009
Get the douche bag flagmug. Pale skinned computer geeks who wear stupid black t-shirt with the dumbest things printed on them and play far too much Guitar Hero and FPS games. Who, in turn then boast about their "mad skillz" even though they are just sad pale virgins.
Dave thinks he's cool for no reason. He thinks his Halo 3 score will help him score! Ha What a douche bag.
by Anthony Stabile November 10, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. Aka: low life, sorry excuse for a parent, sperm donor, A self absorbed, insufficient, irresponsible, sorriest excuse for a father. Being completely incapable of thinking of anyone other than their self . Being unable to carry out a simple task to help take care of their child or to be a father figure in your child's life. Making empty promises or not making any promises at all…(which is worse). Not understanding the basic needs of your own children, like feeding, bathing or helping financially to cover the cost of raising a child. A douche bag father does the very bare minimum of parenting. A douche bag father typically finds another poor innocent female soul to lie to and manipulate to try to help while children visit.
The douche bag father did not make sure the kids got their homework done while they(kids) were at his house.
The douche bag father didn't work on the project with their kid.
The douche bag father didn't help with any of the medical bills.
The douche bag father had money for cigarettes, but not food or drinks for his kids that day.
The douche bag father didn't work on the project with their kid.
The douche bag father didn't help with any of the medical bills.
The douche bag father had money for cigarettes, but not food or drinks for his kids that day.
by Jeepmomma January 16, 2017
Get the douche bag fathermug. A mexican bear fighter who enjoys stomping on ants when he listens to Jumpstyle music.
He tends to also offend his closest friends and cannot be killed.
He tends to also offend his closest friends and cannot be killed.
by T-Bag King May 6, 2009
Get the King Douche Bagmug. A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
by RobinSparkles1983 May 15, 2009
Get the closet douche-bagmug. The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.
Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."
by Say whit? February 16, 2015
Get the vintage douche bagmug.