tool up a doobie

construct a marijuana cigarette

I had the weed, I had the papers, I had the time, I had the inclination, so I decided to tool up a doobie.

by Howard Corncob April 8, 2006

Doober

A more politically correct term for the phrase douche bag. Nearly the same in meaning, the term doober can refer to someone that is a douche bag, but that you feel more inclined to be nicer to. For example, someone you see on a regular basis - like a neighbor - that you wouldn't want to be on awful terms with, and is a bit goofy, but in a bad way.

The term doober also is a slight variation of the word goober which pretty much gives a self-explanatory mental image of someone automatically fitting this profile.

Sarah: "Man that kid that just left the party was a fucking asshole weirdo creep."

Drew: "Yeah, sorry he scared you. I had to invite him since he lives down the street. He's a bit of a doober."

by Woobers June 5, 2010

goober doobers

The womens breats the upper part of the women lmao
the b.o.o.b.s the things guys like hahah the kool lumps
on them tumps somthing somthing there.

jaeroll said maikee has some big goober doobers!

by jaeroll May 24, 2008

doobie

A hairstyle or a slang for a joint

nice doobie home boy

by Shaneo October 17, 2003

doobie

a joint

lets go smoke some doobies

by Kkkkkkkkeeeelllllyyyyy October 9, 2008

Doober

Someone who gives anal sex to a man or woman and then eats the fecal matter off his penis.

Guy: Lets do anal.
Girl: okay!!
Guy: (inside head "YESSSSS")
*after sex*
Girl: That was awesome
Guy: *Eating penis poop*
Girl: What the hell are you doing?!?!
Guy: Doobing
Girl: awe you silly doober

by THA BEST DOOBA January 26, 2014

doobieous

Skeptical about marijauna.

Nah dude, hes not a stoner, hes actually kind of doobieous.

by Red Raptor September 21, 2006