candlelight dinner

A glorified, self-inflicted power outage during which two individuals stare across an elaborately decorated table at one another and giggle in a repulsive manner while exchanging empty, flirtatious cliches. Expensive alchoholic beverages are usually consumed as well as a light, fancy meal that no one involved really notices. A two-candle illumination is the generally accepted method when having a candlelight dinner although Napalm Nancy (currently spending 12 years in prison for 8 counts of arson) shocked the romance experts by using 8 bunsen burners and 12 propane torches.
Usually reserved and overused for Valentine's Day, first dates and marriage proposals.

"Hey, um, so like you wanna come over to my house for a candlelight dinner? Maybe watch a movie afterwards or somethin', I dunno."

*moronic giggle* "Sure, Josh!"

by Tranquilizer Tom February 14, 2004

Doenered

A state of drunkenness greater than being gooned but not quite Tucker Max drunk

Let's all get doenered tonight!!!

by Hanz Downerpantz June 12, 2011

Donnelly Free

An item that is 'Free' only after paying a monthly subscription.

Person one: 'This game is free with the xbox game pass.'
Person two: 'Its not free, its Donnelly free.'

by MerlinOfWales January 9, 2020

ding dinner

A microwaveable ready meal. Named for the sound the microwave makes when it's ready to eat.

We couldn't be bothered to cook last night so we made do with a ding dinner.

by tony21 January 23, 2008

karate dinner

"karate dinner" = "ramen noodles".

CAROL: Shane, what do you want to eat?

SHANE: How about some karate dinner? And you could put some frozen peas and some of that leftover chicken in it.

CAROL: Okay.

SHANE: Thanks Sweetheart.

by Kyle Stewartsen February 20, 2009

Like Gerald loves dinner.

To greatly enjoy and probably to excess. An alternative to "Like a fat kid loves cake."

Tiger Woods loves hoes like Gerald loves dinner.

by youknowwho2010 September 8, 2010

Three Dick Dinner

An absolute cock gobbling whore. A female slut that takes a cock in all three holes at the same time. A true champion of the cock trifecta.

Emily will pull a train anytime. She is hungry for the D and will dine on a three dick dinner anytime, anyplace.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017