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Doinky Doink

Someone who is dumb and doesn't understand anything and takes things too seriously
You: I'll see you in the next holocaust
Doinky Doink: dude that's hella offensive to Jewish people and in Muslim
You: your a Doinky doink
by I am guacamole December 21, 2018
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Doink and boink

Netflix and chilling the stoner way. When you invite someone over to smoke a doink and then have pleasant high coitus (boink)
The doink and boink
Yeah dude I was hanging with Sarah the other day, smoked and hooked up it was dope”

“She came over just for that?”

“Yeah dude forget Netflix and chill, it’s all about the doink and boink”
by Dougtherug October 9, 2019
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Doinkin

The action of smoking a doink(A.K.A blunt)
Bro me and the boys were doinkin and we got fucked up.
by Victor Dominguez November 26, 2019
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doinkus

a “doinkus” is a word made for mentally stupid people. like very incredibly ill.
“hey baby, wanna make out?”

“no, i am your father, doinkus.”
by rosie from calliou February 17, 2021
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Interracial Drinks

Mixed drinks that are made of brown liquor and clear mixer or with clear liquor and brown mixer
Guy: Hey bartender give me one of those interracial drinks.
Bartender: A what?
Guy: A Jack Daniels and Tonic
Bartender: Really?
Guy: Or a Vodka and Coca Cola
by Ballzer April 3, 2009
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Big doink kangaroo

When a man fucks a woman by making her lift her hips up in the air and the man simultaneously planking and bouncing up and down, resembling the jumping of a horny kangaroo on its dick.
Guy1:"Remember Rebecca from last night in the club?"
Guy2:"Yeah, you took her home. How was the night?"
Guy1:"She's into the kinky shit, I had to do the big doink kangaroo on her, and now my back hurts."
by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou October 14, 2018
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Doink

Someone who is unaware of something obvious, a person or persons that think they know what they are doing,but are not doing so correctly. Also something weird or unusual or just plain stupid.
by TheMostDoinkedUpPersonOnThePla December 19, 2010
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