Dodgen Middle School

A shit school with shit people and shit teachers (unless you are Mr Wilson or Ms.Markman)

I hate dodgen middle school

by Goofy_ahh person April 7, 2023

Dodecahfuckinghedron

The most insane shit imaginable

When he was on LSD he wasn't seeing Dodecahfuckinghedron, he was Dodecahfuckinghedron.

by I'mnotfuckinggoingto July 27, 2023

scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.

In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.

by xoorox September 15, 2010

Convo Dodging

Appearing offline/away on MSN/Facebook so that when someone that you want to avoid sends you a message trying to strike up a conversation, you can act like you're not there. Many people wait until that someone is offline as well before answering. That way, that person gets a response (so they can't say you ignored them) and you don't have to actually talk to them.

Ellen: It says Tom's away, but his iTunes PM is still changing. He's sooooo convo dodging me...

by DaObjurgator April 20, 2011

clubbing dodos

Having sex with easy women, usually because of their low self esteem.

Last night at the Pub, Nick was clubbing dodos again.

by Sick Ticket May 7, 2017

Iman Dodo

A homosexual guy that only thinks about his benefits and environmental jozveh and his grandfather is Ghasem the Sodomite.

Iman Dodo thinks he’s a dude but no one cares about that shit

by Babaamm August 16, 2018

Bomb the Dodongo

A really nerdy way of saying "taking a shit".

Reference to the video game Zelda on the Nintendo. The boss from level 2, Dodongo, could only be defeated using bombs.

Hey guys, before we start planning for LARPfest, I need to go bomb the dodongo.

by Lasl0w July 6, 2011