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Distract Attack

When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.
I must distract attack my child so he will let me change his MOTHERF***ING PANTS!!!
by Super Dad Zach March 1, 2013
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distraction managment

your here because your stupid ass sister's Grace and Ava wont stop distracting you
I need grace and ava to stfu (DISTRACTION MANAGMENT)
by avaisscrewedup September 9, 2020
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erectile distraction

When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:

- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys

.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?

Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.

Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018
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distwackted

Getting high and loosing focus on the task at hand. Not so {supergone} like {side-twacked}, as it only invovles the singular incident.
P1-Comes into the room empty handed
P2-"Hey I thought you were going to pick me up something to
drink at the store"
P1-"I knew I was forgetting something. I was on my way there when I saw the smoke-shop, got distwackted, bought a new pipe and came straight here"
by Ben Gone November 29, 2006
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Distrakto

a crime-fightin squirrel who uses his distracting powers to make the crooks forget what they were doing and there for unable to carry out the crime
Distrakto just saved the town and all the woodland creatures! YAY!
by Cashew the Sidemonk December 1, 2010
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district 12

Katniss Everdeen lives in district 12 for the first 17 years of her life until the Capitol bombs it when Katniss broke the arena in Catching Fire. It is also the mining district but not for jewels, but for coal.
Katniss Everdeen walked through the ruins of District 12.

"You know it's going to be a good year when we get a volunteer from the border districts." "Yes, wasn't it the female tribute from district 12?"
by book_lover64 February 28, 2016
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Disgrace

That person is such a kali, what a disgrace.
by kkaa April 4, 2017
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