disney view finder

what the older generations call computer screens.

or

An old crappy computer

" would you go google that in your disney view finder"

"what are you looking at on that disney view finder"

by .|.aNarcH.|.BlondiTo.|. August 14, 2009

Disney Mouth

Variation on Disney Ears. Denotes someone who never uses profanity, refrains from making unsavory sexual references, and/ or veils any objectionable subject matter so heavily that innocence can always be claimed no matter how dirty their mind may actually be.

Heather might have Disney mouth, but her ears are not innocent.

Heather's mind may be dirty, but her mouth is as pure as the driven snow.

by Richard Weed* September 11, 2011

dislec

A person who has never been to Disneyland.

Psychotherapist: "Have you ever been to Disneyland?"
Patient: "No I have not. I am a dislec. Due to this I carry around deep sadness and shame. When my boyfriend mentions he went to Disneyland twice I want to stab him with a fork. I love him dearly but I want to destroy his joyful memories of dancing with Micky and Goofy."

by plim100 September 30, 2011

disney ugly

A cartoonish version of regular ugly.

"That butterface with all the chins isn't just ugly, bitch is DISNEY ugly!"

by ba_ba_blacksh33p September 16, 2011

dislyria

the act of forgetting the lyrics to a song, but continuing to sing anyways. Usually followed by scoffs and laughs from your friends and family.

Mitch: Damn, I can't believed I blanked on the lyrics to that song!

Alli: Yeah! I've never seen anyone suffer from dislyria so bad.

Mitch: Right?! How embarrassing...

by sexymusicsinger February 15, 2012

Disney channel

A network on tv that makes all of the slutty women.

Guy 1. Man have you seen that girl at school today
Guy 2. Yeah she is probably from the disney channel
Guy 1. Yeah bro

by ave boss December 7, 2013

Disney Channel

Disney Channel: A means to ruin kids brains into thinking that there are no parents in life. If a parent does decide to offer advice they are ridiculed, setting the idea that a 13 year old boy or girl knows anything. Each show is about children between the ages of 8-18. Somehow, many live in tony metropolitan settings without being able to pay for rent or food. There are no parents to offer advice. When there are parents they are idiots. Disney is doing a great job to undermine parents jobs to teach them about life. Instead, children believe that they are autonomous.

Dad: Hey Sienna and Josh, why don't you stop watching the Disney Channel and do your homework. It is due tomorrow.

Kids: Fuck off you idiot. We will do it later. Get us some Reeses Crunch bitch.

Dad: ok

by Nightfly September 19, 2014