dirt turnip

After anal sex when the man has excremental staining to the head of his penis he is said to have a dirt turnip.

In simple terms, when you pull your root out of a mud butt you get a dirt turnip.

Tom couldn't help but admire his dirt turnip when he was done.

Wife: What would you like me to make for dinner?

Husband: dirt turnip

by Garage gang February 25, 2017

dirt biked

When someone has terrible diarrhea and sprays shit up the back the toilet bowl/tank.

I just went into the men's room stall and someone dirt biked in the toilet.

by protoiletrider June 1, 2018

dirt banana

A descriptive name for a turd.

Dummy's across the street pushing out a dirt banana, most productive thing she's done all week.

or:

Dude, head downstairs, while dummy's across the street and push a dirt banana into her file drawer.

or:

Dummy stepped in a dirt banana on the sidewalk coming up to the building, was it her own, or one left by a cocker spaniel...check that, I mean a great dane.

by captainbailey July 13, 2010

dirt napping

The act of laying in the grave in a dead state.

That dude be dirt nappin' after ma boys bust a cap in his ass.

by KBK January 23, 2005

Thigh dirt

Thigh Dirt : A dirt stain left on toilet seat from thigh area.

I went to the bathroom and saw thigh dirt left on toilet seat.

by BrazyWayne January 15, 2019

Dirt Squirrel

A female that has had a lot of different sex partners.
A female that changes boyfriends often
A female that has sex with a guy and a few or all of his friends ( at different times in a short time period)

A female that comes to the bar just to find a guy to take home
a female with 2 or more kids all with different dads

Stay away from that chick she's a total dirt squirrel.
Did you see the dirt squirrel he brought home last night , he better get checked

I had no idea she was a dirt squirrel , why didn't someone tell me/
See that chick (points to a female across the way ) stay away iv'e heard shes a huge dirt squirrel

by LostMujer86 November 15, 2016

Dirt Slut

A gender specific term for a female that is not only a dirtbag, but also slut.

"She was a fuckin dirt slut! And you never mess with dirt sluts!" -Brendyn

by Latty-Ice July 2, 2011