Digiovanna

a beautiful, attractive, amazing family. They all have a great sense of humor and are extremely welcoming. One of the daughters, jess, is model material. The other melissa, is the most amazing girl in the world, but doesn't give hugs. She secretly loves rob, but won't admit it. She is really weak and needs to workout but despises physical activity. One day she wishes to pursue a relationship with frank but once again, is too afraid to admit it to anyone. She has a a wonderful friend through all the hardships of her life named lauren who is funny and outgoing and is a great friend. Beccerzzz the third daughter is a stuck up female dog but lovable... Sabrina, the youngest daughter is in love with general hospital and has a close friend marina who is a freaking boss and is cool. So where was I, oh yeah, melissa , aka blish, is so beautiful. She should dye her hair blonde though but she doesn't because then we might die because she would be drop dead gorgeous. When she grows up she will live in a cardboard box with a santa clause hat with her dreamy husband, rob. Her goal in life is to become a football playing king in space, but that will never happen because that requires too much physical activity. She showers every 3 days and the reason frank calls her "Untapped" because she has so much hidden potential in every aspect of life that she is too afraid to show. She wears bandeus on a daily basis and doesn't eat meat. ps, hers was brown.

Stranger: Who is that awesome girl over there?
Rob: Oh thats my wife, Melissa Digiovanna.

by Rob and Frank August 6, 2012

diamond certified

When one's nipples are so hard due to the cold (or otherwise :)) and are so hard they could cut a diamond.

*gets splashed with cold water* I am now diamond certified.

by NotSikkiTephens December 12, 2013

Diamond Pickaxe

The best Pickaxe from the famous game Minecraft.

Players of Minecraft use this Pickaxe for Mining.
But the Diamond Pickaxe is a little bit Slower than the Gold Pickaxe.

by TheCobaltCrafter August 22, 2017

Diamond Fiveosis

The inability to be a decent person even when faced with good fortune.

I am diagnosed with Diamond Fiveosis. The doctors told my parents no matter how much sex, money or fame I acquire, there is no way to stop being a loser for me. Faced with such a serious ailment, I find myself caught in a paradox. I am a loser physiologically, like all of you, but incapable of asking for your help dealing with it, because none of you are coaches , players or high elo.

by midder February 17, 2018

Digiorno Paradox

If you get a box of DiGiorno for delivery, is it delivery or DiGiorno.

Hey guys have you heard of the DiGiorno paradox.

by Your_boy_54 June 2, 2018

Diglo

That he/she glorifies dick. To like dick in excess.

He is a diglo, because he can't stop thinking about dick.

by Brian & Brenda January 9, 2021

Diamond Heart

A person who has control of there emotions and an unbreakable Heart.

He fought with a Diamond Heart, like nothing could stop him!

by Opp Stopper July 17, 2021