Devon Thomas

A poor african american male with no money, no life and is typically a thief

devon thomas just robbed me, but that ok because i managed to put a bullet in that son of a bitch as he was running away.

by ACE OF JIZZ August 19, 2011

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decoy

To do something stupid relating to computers

He put his Power Supply in the bath to clean it... what a decoy!

by Graham McMaster November 30, 2006

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Devon

A chick with perfect, round, bouncy, soft, breasts that you wanna suck on all day long and rub your dick between them.

I sucked on Devons tits all night long, she has the nicest rack.

by Ifuckpussyinthedumpster June 16, 2011

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Verb. Meaning to have been blessed at birth by genetics that makes one ridiculously attractive. Not to be confused with the literal devon valdez, but rather connotation of thus stated name.

Broad use in northern texas.

"Oh man, that girl is so hot she got devon valdez'd in the eye when she was born."

"Sweet jesus, what I would give to be devon valdez'd like that fine piece of ass over there."

by XXXCanadianGod<3CS+DV July 16, 2008

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Decoy Fries

A side dish you order (usually at a bar) to distract your moocher friends, thus leaving you free to enjoy your main meal without having to fend off drunk and hungry freeloaders that didn't order any food of their own.

(To the waitress...) I'll have a burger with everything. Oh and a side of decoy fries please to distract my broke-ass friends here who aren't going to order anything more from you except another 99 cent PBR.

by cjhardy June 29, 2011

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