Improvised Explosive Device

When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!

A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.

by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007

Class 0: Safe, Secure, Devoid of Entities...Class 5: Unsafe, Unsecure, Entity Infestation

Level REDACTED is an infinite white space that is de VoId Of en tIti es(extremely dangerous). Sometimes you can be paranoid, and t He sE are J U st Ha lucin ions(it is because there are always entities behind you). The level is infested with nOt HinG neSS(creatures and entities), so it is best advised to cO me TO th is b auti ul p r d se(avoid this level at all costs). It may sometimes be hard to(b E lie e it's reAl)navigate. There really isn't much to say about this level, since it's mostly undocumented.
Outposts and Bases:
Yo U can En joy this yours el F(due to the harsh conditions, creating an outpost/base is virtually infeasible).
Entities:
N One(infested with Deathrats, Hounds, Wretches, Deathmoths and Facelings).
Entrances and Exits:
Entrances:
c Lose Your EyeS in level 14(closing your eyes and relaxing in level 14, although it is ill-advised to come here).
Exits:
F o Ll o W me(be warned that there is no exit, the strange text was written by a malicious entity).

LooK at The hOrizoN. Beau ti fu L, isn'T i T ?

N o neeD to Not trUst Me . t Here is nothing to be s c a r e d o f .
#horror #sd-class-5

Class 0: Safe, Secure, Devoid of Entities...Class 5: Unsafe, Unsecure, Entity Infestation, do not trust the level(tRuSt Me AnD mY cReAtIoN).

by pdtd April 9, 2022

Dehoify

To remove a female from your group of friends. (much like debroification)

"Jeff decided that after the debroification of George (the guy who was always really into pirate stuff) that it was about time to dehoify his good friend Katherine as well. Goodbye Katherine, Jeff's X-ho"

by Cosmicharlie1 December 21, 2008

Devi Rely

'Devi Rely' is a common Auto Correction for 'Definitely'.

It really has no significance, whatsoever.

So, you completely wasted your time reading this.

*Someone* - Love is a wonderful feeling, hmm? Wouldn't you agree?

*You* - Devi Rely! <3

*Someone* - Dude, what is that suppose to mean?

*You* -Ohh, *definitely* Stupid Auto Correction.

by EMILY CHEYENNE January 1, 2012

decoined

When you take a word away from popular use, and declare it to be 'over'.

Dude 1: "I decoined 'YOLO' 'cause I heard my Dad using it yesterday, bro."

Dude 2: "Totes, bro. I'm coining, 'Decoined' dude."

Dude 1: "Dude, yea-lol. Submit it to Urban Dictionary!"

Dude 2: "Fosho!"

by Cremebruleed July 8, 2012

Device virginity

When any type of computer (desktop,laptop,tablet,iPod, etc.)has not yet been used to view pornography, whether still photos or full motion video.

Guy 1: Hey, can I use your laptop for minute?
Guy 2: Sure, but don't jerk off, it still has its device virginity.

by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 January 10, 2014

devicident

The accidents that people get into because they are looking at a device while doing something else, stubbing their toes, tripping over something, putting their cookie into coke instead of milk, etc.

His father had no empathy for devicidents because he's too old to have a device and get in an accident because he's glued to it.

by CachoB January 5, 2017