Deck Slept

Occurs when you are so drunk that you end up passing out ten toes up on the deck of ones house after a crazy party.

"dude, last night was wild. i got right deck slept!!!"

"man did you hear about darryl? he got deck slept after he made some couch chocolate with a girl he dirty sanchezed"

by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011

Mopping the Deck

Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up

Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good

by SocksScandals March 15, 2019

man the deck

A die hard collective of men that locally seek out the best food establishments for minimal money. This follows the following day with commentary of the bowel movements. Through an invite only exclusive what's app group they share their thoughts and opinions on the world without fear that someone will be offended.

Poor attendance has risked past members being temporary removed, however some are oblivious to their postings being hilarious, subsequently they are reinstated for being idiotic, even though their attendance to the food evenings is poor and with no reason.

Man the deck
What deck?

The poop deck

Delayed reaction all, stuck in a shit storm here... mtd discussions resumed..

Mtd. Meaning man the deck

by The man of the deck March 11, 2017

Deck on sight

To hit someone as soon as you see them, usually with someone youre plannin to fight .

Katie: You heard bout Alexis talkin shit bout you ?

Courtney: Yes, I already told her I was gonna deck on sight .

Maddie: Did you see Farrah knock out Sarah earlier ?

Savannah: Yes, It was a deck on sight .

by YasminMayhemBitch October 28, 2012

triple deck

to deck somebody with so much force they see triple.

bro did you see travis get triple decked?

by urmommy6 July 6, 2020

Decked Down

Verb: to be pounded, preferably on a yacht. Maybe you know him, maybe you don’t. Originated from the Latin: Dick Don’t forget plan B is $50.

Night gals. Let me know if you want to get brunch in the mo. About to go get decked down.

by dorksgetlaid2 June 22, 2019

hard deck

Noun.
-The youngest age of a woman/girl that a man will engage in sexual contact, usually dictated by law, but can be personal preference.

The age of consent is 16 in this state, but his hard deck is 18.

by mdiaz April 28, 2005