2 definitions by Rasmus Hans Christianson
Couch chocolate is formed when a person sits on a couch without pants on, failing to fully wipe their ass before they sit down. This results in a smelly brown patch of residue on mom's new couch, making the couch unpleasant to sit on.
"You should get a new sofa, The couch chocolate on this one makes it look like Willy Wonka's factory."
by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011
Occurs when you are so drunk that you end up passing out ten toes up on the deck of ones house after a crazy party.
"dude, last night was wild. i got right deck slept!!!"
"man did you hear about darryl? he got deck slept after he made some couch chocolate with a girl he dirty sanchezed"
"man did you hear about darryl? he got deck slept after he made some couch chocolate with a girl he dirty sanchezed"
by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011