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pee deck

A nickname for the forecastle deck of a ship, referencing the fact that the poop hole is on the back of the body, and the pee hole is on the front.

In ships that have a penis and testicles, this can also be called the cum deck.
by Mr. Twinkieface January 19, 2021
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deck slippery

Born with the name before the floor came to fame, he was Deck Slippery.
Slide beside thy double-wide, Clyde. Behold ye olde, Deck Slippery.
by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021
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Upper Deck

The Upper Deck is what happens when one lifts the lid off of the top of a toilet and proceeds to defecate directly into the tank
"Dude I totally just Upper Decked that asshole's toilet"
by Gobbledeeznuttz April 25, 2022
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deck chair

getting folded , having a big weekend and coming out on the scattered side. Sunday your a deck chair .
bill- geees you're acting like a deck chair just folded.

sunny- i aint a chair

bill- yeah but your acting folded . folded like a ikea deck chair.
by Queenbe3 December 11, 2021
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Deck-a-mole

The never-ending task of resolving comments in a presentation deck before a client meeting.
Fucking exhausted, I've been playing deck-a-mole all day."
by Medium Lebowski February 11, 2022
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Spawner Deck

Used by assholes who have no real skill in the game of Clash Royale. Makes use of cheap card that deploy as many troops as possible. They do not win towers but make games last until the end so they win by damage. People like this usually smell like shit and can be found scraping gamer gunk out of their varied orifices. They also will brag about all the money they’ve spent on various mobile games.
Get a load of this asshole. He is such a pussy that he’s using a Spawner Deck.
by The Scarlet L June 26, 2021
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hard deck

Noun.
-The youngest age of a woman/girl that a man will engage in sexual contact, usually dictated by law, but can be personal preference.
The age of consent is 16 in this state, but his hard deck is 18.
by mdiaz April 28, 2005
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