debt collector

Contrary to popular belief, the debt collector is not a jackass government worker, they are average people trying to make a buck. Although people think the debt collector is the asshole, the real asshole is the debtor. The debtor (aka anyone who owes a debt because they received a service which they in all their dumbassery think they don't need to pay for) is by far the dumbest person alive, believing that hanging up or telling the collector they dont have a job/moved far far away to save their stupid ass from being collected on will help, however, it will not as the collector can literally find out any sort of information on the debtor that they want, anything from where they work/live to their social security number the debtor is so dumb in fact that the collector becomes more and more depressed every day, not because the idiot debtor hurts their feelings, but because they witness firsthand the decline of the human IQ, which seems to decrease daily.

Debt Collector: Hi is Adam D***** there?

Debtor: What's this about?

Collector: I can only disclose the information to Adam.

Debtor: yeah, I get it, you can't say because you've been "dee-structed" to do so, right?

(this is an actual conversation I had with one of these morons)

by Broseph919191 December 15, 2011

Master Debater

Someone who is a master at debating, or arguing.

This person also tends to be an asshole, and is laughed at by friends and enemies alike, because the given nickname sounds like master bater.

Mitchell: I'm the Master Debater.

Mark: *laughs* I bet you are.

by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008

Debit

A non-committal acknowledgment of another's opinion or comment.

Man 1 - "That chick has got it goin' on!"
Man 2 - "Debit."

by B Denny October 19, 2007

debate

noun - It's like wrestling, but with words!

Sometimes they get on the wrestling bus, but not on purpose!

by Alan Barnes March 14, 2004

Messina-Genaro Debate

A form of debate developed due to the flaws with Public Form and Lincoln Douglas Debate. The format is slightly different in a sense that there is an inherant Value and Value Criterion. The Value is "Crispyness" and the Value Criterion is "Jeffersonism".

Messina-Genaro Debate is far more crispy than LD and PF.

by hot_mess_master_debater March 11, 2010

debted

Losing money, or something of value; often associated with drugs.

I gave that mothafucka money to pick up for me, but he took it and I got debted.

by DanFo August 1, 2006

Debt Hoarder

A person who refuses to pay off their debts. When given the chance this person perfers to take out more loans, buy more things and spend more money, These people that they may actually get out of debt some day so they keep compiling it.

Roger: "I'm going to open my 17th credit card to buy some power tools I don't need. Then I'm going to take a cash advance on the remaining balance and go to the casino. Then when I get paid on Friday I'm going to the used car lot to buy a 6th car even though it's just me and my wife and we both work two blocks from home and really don't need cars at all."

Doug: "Jesus Christ Roger, why don't you cut up all your credit cards and try saving your money for a change.

Roger: "but I need all this stuff, I can't live withou it."

Doug: "You've become a Debt Hoarder you know that?"

by Joey Beef Buicker October 28, 2010