Dutch Trombone

Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.

Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.

My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Dutch ATM

When friends split paying for a meal and one person pays everything with a credit card and the others give that person cash.

She never has any cash on her when we go out, so we always end up going Dutch ATM.

by Mailgirl333 September 7, 2018

Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.

Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank

by Teebster0 June 6, 2018

Dutching the Vaughan

To hedge your bets by hitting on everyone/thing at a party. This is to ensure that at the end of the night no matter how drunk you are you have someone to go screw. Derives from "dutching" which means to place mulitple bets on the same race and Vaughan, relating to the famous singer/womanizer.

"You know Cheryl is horny tonight, she is already dutching the Vaughan all across this party"

by IamCHERYLv March 10, 2009

dutch mouth

When a person types English with spelling that looks more Dutch than it does English.

Person 1: Aeyy wut r yu doenn todae
Person 2: Wow, you have a serious case of dutch mouth.

by Trerry October 11, 2015

Dutch Faceplant

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.

Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.

by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010

dutch toilet

A rare phenomenon that a turd is so solid it stands up out of the toilet bowl only to collapse hit the balls and destroy everything in its path.

Boy that was a really good Dutch Toilet - it was so big it even hit Remi’s balls.,

by Buford C Cabhash April 14, 2022