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Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.
by licktenstein October 3, 2018
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Smell's Drift

Smell's Drift was a key strategic outpost in the mouth-nose war used as a hospital and barracks for the small 2nd Smellogorgon Division under the command of Smeneral Nostril Nosington and was a battle that within a result had left only two smellomarines alive.

(This is a meme that me and my friends made during school, it has a very complex lore and we wrote about 3 A4 sides of paper about this war and the many ranks and divisions inside of the Smellogorgon Army, I'll be making even more of these battles if my brain has enough capicity in it..)
"Smell's Drift was a brutal battle wouldn't you say?"
"Aye, I would my friend.."
by smellogorgon October 11, 2019
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.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June.9.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June.9.
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New Jersey Drift

When someone goes across a 3 or more lane street in one go without turning on your blinker.
This bastard just pulled a New Jersey Drift.
by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023
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I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
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Drift Slut

A Drift Slut is a girl who appears to be interested in cars. She will “date” guy after guy in the car scene cheating on each one and ruining friendships and relationships just to drag in clout on her own social media. Predominantly found in drift cars this bottom feeder can be found in four wheel drives and even hot hatch backs! Most call Sydney (Australia) home, but they have been known to be all along the east coast and even across the globe. Beware the drift slut.
Look at Chloe over there! That’s the 3rd guy in 2months. She’s a total drift slut!

She only left Kyle because Jeremy’s car is faster. She’s a drift slut!
by XiaoLongBao December 28, 2022
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Drift Away

Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock n' roll and drift away.
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel April 23, 2022
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