Douchebag Earring

Any form of a bluetooth headset that is only in one ear. Usually used by anyone who wants to look like they are important, regardless of their actual status in society.

Brandon: I just got into a conversation with a random stranger, he turned his head slightly and turns out he was just wearing a douchebag earring.

by Hodenkrieg December 27, 2009

douche o potamus

Similar in type and variety to a "Douche Bag" only of a far heavier stature.

1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.

2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.

3. One with an intolerable personality.

Oh My Effing God, look at that douche o potamus over there acting like he actually know's what's going on.

by Pretty Boy January 28, 2010

Douchess

A female douche bag. A douche bag bitch. A women with contemptable manners and spoilded behavior but just does it exceptionally well!

Cynthia is such a douchess, she thinks the world revolves around her spoiled ass!

by Shiny Buster Baby June 18, 2010

Double Couch

Pushing two couches together in order to maximize comfort, warmth, and general awesomeness. DC-ing is the ultimate form of lazing about with friends. Generally used in coed settings in recent years, the double couch has been introduced into single-sex environments with moderate success. Guys accused by peers of being "gay" have generally defended the double couch by explaining just how comfortable and warm it is.

After that rager all anyone wanted to do was have a good old double couch sesh and relax.

by Stubbleburn June 29, 2011

double baking

VERB:

the act of baking desserts (cookies, cake, brownies) while getting stoned.

Not only is the subject of the action getting baked, but they are also baking goodies to snack on (which all stoned people love). Thus, the subject is double baking. This act usually involves preheation.

Dude, I love going over to Riz's house for double baking. It's the only way to eat cookies.

by Kampfers July 24, 2012

Douchefreude

An irresistible impulse to grandstand in order to be seen as a hero. A selfish, lame attempt to enhance one's social status. The word derives from douche (obnoxious, offensive person) and freude (joy). Literally: "joy of being oneself, a douche."

Me: Bob Costas should have never opened his mouth about gun control.

You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.

by FreedomRiders December 8, 2012

Douchebageddon

An event or place with a large number of douchebags doing douchebag things.

Yaletown is full of arrogant, obnoxious start-up companies, it's a douchebageddon.

by DarthPaul April 21, 2015