Mouth Diaper

A cloth material covering the face and mouth area.

Put on your mouth diaper so I don’t get Covid!

by Jbbizzle July 1, 2020

Chin diaper

When someone wears their mask under their mouth and nose, on their chin.

If you are coming any closer, please pull your chin diaper over your face, you asshole

by Kevinasneezaday September 30, 2020

Dirty Diaper Coke

Dirty diaper coke is cocaine that has been adulterated or contaminated with the dirty diapers of cartel members.

It is rumored that during the trafficking process, cocaine that is broken down to be cut and rebricked is often tampered with by cartel members for various reasons. In 2019 videos surfaced on social media of cartel members mixing bricks of cocaine into a vat containing acetone before adding unnamed powdered adulterants. At one point one of the cartel members also appears to add a dirty diaper, plastic silverware, and an unknown liquid into the container as him and the camera man laugh and watch the objects melt into the sludge of boiling acetone and cocaine. The video then cuts to the men drying the remaining acetone and pressing the cut cocaine into bricks for redistribution.

Tate: I just got a bag

manny: did you see that video on twitter? the cartel is making dirty diaper coke

by peanut coke plug October 30, 2022

changing the diaper

A sexual position where the gentleman holds the lady's legs straight up in the air by the ankles with one of his hands while penetrating her vagina.

This girl had a real baby fetish so I ended up changing the diaper on her.

by Can you dig it? February 18, 2011

face diaper

A piece of cloth covering the nose and mouth worn by people to protect themselves and others from the unproven to exist, and even if it was real, 99% harmless Covid-19 virus (formerly known as the common cold).

The mask they wear serves the purpose of a face diaper and nothing else. It virtue signals and keeps one from being harassed, possibly but it does not protect anyone from Covid-19, etc.. Technically, one can’t talk shit & be heard when their voice is muffled. Because science.

by Squirrel Rito January 4, 2021

nuked diaper

Its when a baby gives such an aggresive bowal movement it leaves feces up the back and front to the base of the neck. And runs down the childs legs and leaves footprints as the child runs around screaming. After a few moments the diaper falls off and lands on the floor. When the parnts find out there is no fabric untouched and both parents have to run from the house to throw-up. Clean-up takes a hour with a carpet steamer and the smell will never leave the house or the nose.

Wife: Honey do you smell that?

Husband: Sweet Jes... I'm going to...pass out...(THUD)

Wife: OH Shit we got a nuked Diaper honey...honey???

Husband: (gasping)..I need air.

Wife: Pussy

by Ryan M. I. September 23, 2008

Des Moines Diaper

The act of anal sex with a female that when completed with said act evidence of anal sex is left on the male penis and the said evidence is wiped on the females panties and the female puts the panties back on without knowledge of said evidence.

Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!

by LIL_MARK June 4, 2009