David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

david

David is a sweet guy that cares for his friends and, has amazing hair ,strong,handsome , is a panda(spirit animal),loves rock ,is a sucker for sour patch kids but will always try to make it fair and when he can he feels bad after wards ,and wants every one to know they are wanted.

Girl 1:have you meet that guy

Girl 2:yeah he's such a David

by jsjchhwjdjsiaowmnd bc hdh February 7, 2015

The Daves

A Florida term for what you get after eating too much food, or ill prepared food. Usually occurs when in eating in a ghetto or white trash area. The Daves is a term for a massive, wet, nasty, squirty shit that you just can't control.

I ate some nasty ribs at woodys and within an hour I got the daves and shitted myself.

by tuner infante October 24, 2011

Daven

The sweetest, most caring, intimate and yet social guy you will ever meet. If your friends with him, he will strongly care about you. If he likes you, he will love you. But if you cross him or his family, he will dislike you a lot, it takes a lot for him to hate anyone. He can be insecure, but it's only because he thinks hes not good enough. Only respect for this man :)

Wow Davens amazing.

by Dimples.oct3 October 21, 2018

Dirty David

the act of defecating into a tube sock, and slinging it around, releasing it in the direction of a large person, as in the biblical story of David and Goliath. If properly executed, the dump-filled sock will splatter on said large person.

"My little brother totally tried to Dirty David my dad when he took his phone away last night!"

by Squawkin' Ibis September 1, 2011

dave grenade

A grenade in Call of Duty 4 or Halo 3 that bounces back at the thrower and usually kills him.

"Oh man I just threw a Dave Grenade and it killed me"

by Viperish Fall February 23, 2008

Dave's over

An excuse for not going out with your friends when instead you'd rather sit at home and watch Mock The Week and Top Gear on the popular channel Dave.

"Hey, you wanna go out and get a beer?"
"Nahh, I can't- Dave's over at my place"

by Portia x May 15, 2009