pork custard

Another phrase for man gravy, or to simplify jizz
I bet she'd or he'd or they'd like some of my pork custard
by Pp pork meister July 07, 2023
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nr eating custard

something that is on most boys snap stories multiple times a day often changed to “saving my custard for later
“nr eating custard”
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custard rocket

What comes out of 130" of pain.
"Scott shot a huge custard rocket the other day all over me" -Kali
by Rick Rollin May 01, 2008
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Bad Custard

A euphemism for stale or dehydrated ejaculate.
A lack of personal hygiene is apparent as there are still the telltale signs of bad custard on her sheets.
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Rug Custard

When ejaculation is left on your partner's pubes.
"She was being grumpy so I slipped her a calming length and left her with Rug Custard"
by Braegan October 17, 2021
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Custard

NOUN
1. Someone who is not talented at cussing.
2. Someone who cusses uncontrollably and often.
3. Someone who botches dessert recipes involving dairy and egg yolk.
4. Someone who gets rejected by urban dictionary.

5. Alternatively, someone who gets accepted by urban dictionary (honorific: synonymous with cus-genius)
6. Derogatory: Someone who has no sense of humor.
Informal usage: That guy is a General Custard (akin to being a Major Asshole).

Ancient proverb: a custard's last stand is never a pretty sight to behold.
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Custard

I love custards because they taste so good I’m glad luncahvle serve them
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