by Matteezzy February 24, 2009

by Crusty Cannoli June 3, 2014

The gusset is the part in your selected underwear, between your genitalia and your rectumnal cavity.
Crusty is crusty, so when you have a crusty gusset a layer of thick flakey substance builds up. Usually made of specimens such as arse cherries (shit on the end of a pube) and male sexual juices. Even if u are of the inferior gender (female) in which case stop reading this and get back in the kitchen. You binty slag.
Crusty is crusty, so when you have a crusty gusset a layer of thick flakey substance builds up. Usually made of specimens such as arse cherries (shit on the end of a pube) and male sexual juices. Even if u are of the inferior gender (female) in which case stop reading this and get back in the kitchen. You binty slag.
by Hitlers Missing Testicle January 4, 2018

one who listens to of mice and men wears dark eye shadow, has very pale skin and dyes their hair at least once a month. they find men who have children attractive and find bats cute
by canadian_wizard February 9, 2015

The act of taking an ugly hooker in a small bathroom stall, getting a blow job and sealing the deal with doggy style over the toilet. The crusty (dirty) part come into play when your guilt ridden friend comes back into the bar and admits how dirty he feels.
Friend: Where's the Dutchman?
Friend 2: I'm not sure, check the bathroom.
Friend: Dude! He is definitely giving that girl the Crusty Dutchman!!
Friend 2: That is classic!
Friend 2: I'm not sure, check the bathroom.
Friend: Dude! He is definitely giving that girl the Crusty Dutchman!!
Friend 2: That is classic!
by J1281 March 19, 2012

by ScottyJitsu July 14, 2011

Similar to the male term smegma which smells like feta cheese. The excess crud that grows in and around the female genatalia over time when its not washed often.
by Clarence Jackson October 6, 2009
