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court crumple

The awkward "falling to the court" celebration performed by a tennis player after winning a match.

The classic crumple features a twisting contortion of the upper body while the legs fold underrneath. Crumpling is highly ironic in that it usually follows spectacular feats of physical skill and endurance. Crying (for men) is a common, but not required, punctuation to the crumple.
Announcer: T. Ennis serving for match point here at 40-15.

Sound effect (p-thok)

Announcer: Buster String goes way wide to get it and belts it to the deep corner, but Ennis LEAPS AND PUTS IT AWAY FOR THE MATCH!

Sound effect (crowd roar, clapping)

Announcer: Ennis court crumples to celebrate the victory. That was lame. At least he's not - wait - yeah, he's crying.
I wish the men were more manly like the women.
by Capt. Craptastic May 19, 2010
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Mrs. Crumplebottom

Someone who is opposed to PDA, nudity and the like, as well as having many old-fashioned ideas and views and dressing up in Victorian style clothes.
Named after a character in The Sims franchise with the same mannerisms.
Mrs. Crumplebottom totally interrupted our date and hit me with her purse!
by Ainrana December 19, 2011
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Crumple Melt Grin

The name originating initially from the character Rumplestiltskin, a Crumple Melt Grin is a facial expression imitating a melting, crumpling face.
"arrrghhh my face looks like a Crumple Melt Grin!"
"Stop giving me the Crumple Melt Grin, it's freaking me out."
"*Roooaaarrr* Crumple Melt Grriiinnn"
by Ok-Alright. April 6, 2008
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chumbley

The hard, evil, cork-like turd holding back painful diarrhea.
I had to go so bad I was nauseous, but that damn chumbley just wouldn't budge!
by McAwesome2014 June 6, 2014
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crumbed chicken

engaging in vaginal sex at the beach once the female is wet the male puts sand on her vagina
last night i gave my bitch crumbed chicken for main course and a kiss for dessert
by sir john elliot the 2nd August 17, 2010
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crumbed sausage

My new Pro Skate Downhill Board
Oh, my new Crumbed Sausage slides so well you guys...
by Crumb Skate May 23, 2011
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Crumbie

he is such a crumbie
by Crumbie December 27, 2010
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