Crookston

location: bum f*** nowhere. A flat topographic-less farm city, with no trees. Where walmart is not only bigger than the town, but it brainwashing it's citizens. But those who aren't corrupted are full of pure amazingness.

Crookston is a very calm town, with a tzar named Walmart.

by 1352 March 16, 2011

cooze

noun -- vaginal secretions released during sex or masturbation; i.e. girlycum

Cooze began dribbling out of her pussy as her body shuddered with a massive orgasm.

by Nevada August 11, 2003

Crooked LLama

Very large erect penis that curves to one side, and shoots a massive load.

I gave Jim some head last night. His crooked llama spit all over my face.

by coolarrow7 January 17, 2011

ain't no such things as halfway crooks

the motto of Saudi Arabia

saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that

thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!

saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*

by timhoe December 15, 2020

Croogle

When you have a friend named Craig and he has the answers to everything so you just ask him instead of googleing it.

I'll just CROOGLE it

by StickleMacpickle January 14, 2017

Choozby

The one who owns all, he who cannot lose

Fagzard: Look at that Choozby, He's fuck-pwning us all
OmgHi2u: Romg!!111

by Warrum-Bungle January 4, 2005

Croob

A person that gets a game on Christmas, even though the game has been out a month or so before Christmas, and is a noob.

Me: "I was playing Call of Duty 5 on Christmas Day and went 45-0 on Team Death."
Antonio: "Gotta love Croobs."

by P-Tain December 27, 2008