crogers

Pronounced see-rogers

A small, crabby, edgy, and often-times perceived as an angry/condescending while male with what appears to be anger-related issues, however, is simply just frustrated with the lack of action on what he feels should be immediate.

Them: God, look at this shit, this needs to get done now, that person is out back poking the dog, Rob went home, ugh.

Me: Wow, no need to get all crogers about it.

by sc0tty8 October 6, 2010

Turtle Chokers

Another name for a turtle neck shirt

"Turtle chokers are so old skool. If i wanted to keep my neck warm, i'd get a scarf!!"

by xsisblue January 29, 2009

Cooker

Anti-vaxxer, flat-earther, QAnon believer. Apollo 11 denier and thinks aircraft Chemtrails are a government plot to cause brain failure (which doesn’t apply to them as this has already occurred).

Often angry, fat old white men but sometimes over-enhanced bimbo or Republican nominee from Louisiana

Invariably a red neck/chav/bogan. Drives a pickup with ‘True Patriot’ bumper sticker (or in Australia ‘fuck off we’re full’ sticker). Loved Brexit. Don’t like no Mexicans takin’ all our goddamed jobs.

Blames everything on Bill Gates, George Soros or Hillary Clinton.

Usually big-time Trump/MAGA supporter, can’t spell and YELLS on Twitter.

Those people carrying confederate flags and “Freedom” banners, screaming obscenities and shouting “four more years” are total cookers.

That person on TV with the mullet, eyes pointing in different directions and claiming Covid was a Bill Gates invention distributed by a Jewish Space Laser is such a stupid cooker

by UrbanCynic October 9, 2022

The Craker Barrell

When you crap in a barrell full of naked midgets

yo dude i was at this bar last week and there was some girls eatin out the craker barrell !

by dick custard November 11, 2009

Solar powered shit cooker

A portable outhouse that sits in the hot sun boiling crap.

I'm gonna go home and take a crap. That solar powered shit cooker stinks.

by Homey D September 29, 2010

herring choker

An individual of Scandinavian descent. Also applicable to landlocked enclaves of Scandinavian emigrants, such as the entire state of Minnesota, even though these communities no longer choke their herring in the traditional fashion but instead rely on commercial canneries to pre-choke and pickle their fish.

Torvald: Hey, this bar got any Tuborg?
Barkeep: Sorry, we don't serve herring chokers here.

by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006

chris crocker

A gay myspace celebrity. Who happends to be a cross dresser, and makes tons of videos for youtube and myspace on how he feels about certain topics.
In other words: He's real.

Chris Crocker: Bitch please!

by becca182xxx October 28, 2007