Hippa-Crocca-Dogga-Pig

A girl so unbelivably ugly it takes 4 seperate insults to do her any real justice.
For a general descpition see Swamp Donkey and times by 1000.
Waning:Please make sure of her vileness before using the word as it is so long and insulting that it should only be used when really ment!!!

AAARRRGGGHHH...its...its...ITS A HIPPA-CROCA-DOGGA-PIG!!! AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

by te_rey January 8, 2003

Croc Load of Crap

It is a nice replacement for "A load of shit"

"Wow, that is just a Croc Load of Crap!"

by champsammy13 March 28, 2008

davy crocket

To defecate into ones hair and spike it up in a festive manner. When it dries, it should look similar to Davy Crocket's "Coon Hat."

When Bobby-James, and Mary-Sue-Ann make thier weekly love, they enjoy finishing up with a brisk "Davy Crocket."

by Wunderboy January 27, 2008

Crocheting

Really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.

In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.

Good times!

Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"

by OneWithTheTea August 6, 2009

Crochety

When something is really bad, it is crochety.

Dude, this burger tastes crochety!

by hahadaha September 10, 2012

Crocket

The Crocket (crotch-pocket) is the area between your ass/genitals and the seat, convenient for placing your phone while driving.

Oooooo my prostate is tingling, must have gotten a text from Bill. Hey fetch my phone out of my crocket.

by Assmunch97 August 1, 2017

Crocadilladog

Similar to a hippacrocapig, a fat ugly female.

Jesus christ, look at the state of that Crocadilladog over there!!

by Gill_j August 17, 2006