ghost crap

when you feel like you're going to take a crap but nothing or almost nothing comes out.

Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

cheap shot artist

An individual who raises the act of taking a dishonorable, lowbrow, disrespectable action to an artform. This is accomplished either through frequent and conspicuous use of cheap shots or a particularly noteworthy low blow.

I thought I had won the bar fight but that cheap shot artist bit me on the balls.

by Filmchild February 25, 2004

cheap buzz

The slight intoxicated feeling you get from drinking one or two beers when you have absolutely no food in your stomach. Once you eat something of value, the buzz significantly wears off, which forces you to drink more to get back the same buzz and preferably more intoxicated. Not having any food in your stomach and drinking lots of alcohol will ultimately lead vomiting of whatever you drink, so eat some fuckin' food!

In summary, getting a decent buzz with little effort.

Bill: "Damn dude, I'm only on my second beer and I'm startin' to feel ripped."

Bob: "Christ Bill, you must either be the world's biggest pussy who can't handle your alcohol, or you caught a cheap buzz because you haven't had anything to eat today."

Bill: "You're damn right, Bob. I haven't eaten anything today...but god damn it I'm such a pussy too!"

by Drew J November 29, 2005

what the crap

most amazing phrase ever.
use it when your confused, need to know something, or just plain bored.

"dude the world is cocking the fuck with my gun!"
me:what the crap does that mean?

by drone248 April 27, 2008

cheap shit

1. Worthless crap.
2. Something that cost very little, but is usually worthless junk, and ends up costing more than you paid for it in opportunity cost.

Why did you buy this cheap shit. It broke the first time I used it.

by mlhiss March 28, 2008

Crap-ton

A unit of measurement equal to 558 kg or 1230 lbs. First used by Joe Bereta on the SourceFed youtube channel on 8/1/2012.

Australian authorities intercepted a crap-ton of meth and heroine in Sydney.

by Ericdii August 1, 2012

cheap beauty

When something is so over-the-top, sexual, beutiful or feminine that it is not classy.

Examples of cheap beauty:
The name Diamonique
a pink tube top
big gold heart-shaped hoop earrings
a huge pink diamond ring

by Angelacia May 15, 2007