Craughing

Crying and laughing at the same time

I shit myself so hard I started craughing

by personfan336 April 6, 2022

Caught a game for a recruit

During sex when you are in bland old missionary, and your Charlie horse or hamstring starts cramping badly enough that you lose your erection. You are officially too old for this partner.

“How’d it go with Julie? Dem tiddies are LEGIT!”
-“oh man, I caught a game for a recruit and had to stop. I’m officially too old for hot chicks now!”

by Fungordon May 15, 2022

Caught in a genjustsu

Seeing something or someone so mesmerizing that you planned your whole future in 3 seconds.

My boy Chris saw a baddie so fine, he got caught in a genjustsu and planned his whole life with her.

by GBT3x May 31, 2022

caught with his pants down

To be caught in an embarrassing or compromising situation

"The cook was macking on the female server, and he was caught with his pants down."

"The prosecutor practiced extra hard on her closing statement, because she didn't want to get caught with her pants down."

"The team put in extra time at practice, because they didn't want to get caught with their pants down during the game."

by Morgan Williams July 6, 2022

Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

When you catch a couple during sex or after sex— usually in the top’s bed.

*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

by taromybobatea August 4, 2022

Caught in 4k

literally someone named Gabe doing anything

Gabe just got caught in 4k sucking a fat one

by traumafox February 4, 2023

craugher

when someone who is crying hears something funny, laughs and cries at the same time.

my son is such a craugh-baby every time he gets hurt i tell a joke and the craughter begins. that little craugher

by 2thaPorch February 10, 2023