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Bergen County

consists of Allendale, Harrington Park.Ramsey, Alpine Hasbrouck Heights, Ridgefield, Bergenfield, Haworth, Ridgefield Park, Bogota, Hillsdale, Ridgewood,Carlstadt,Ho Ho Kus,River Edge,Cliffside Park, Leonia, River Vale, Closter, Little Ferry, Rochelle Park, Cresskill,
Lodi,Rockleigh, Demarest, Lynhurst, Rutherford, Dumont, Mahwah, Saddle Brook, East Rutherford,Maywood, Saddle River, Edgewater, Midland Park South Hackensack, Elmwood Park, Montvale, Teaneck, Emerson, Moonachie, Tenafly, Englewood,New Milford, Teterboro, Englewood Cliffs,North Arlington, Upper Saddle River,Fair Lawn, Northvale, Waldwick, Fairview, Norwood, Wallington,Fort Lee, Oakland, Washington Township, Franklin Lakes, Old Tappan,Westwood, Garfield, Oradell, Woodcliff Lake,Glen Rock, Palisades Park, Wood-Ridge ,Hackensack, Paramus, Wyckoff, Park Rdge
As you can see, Bergen County is a very large county, so please, let's not many any generalizations!
by BCishot. October 17, 2005
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Murray County haircut

a shitty haircut that everyone that lives in Murray County, GA must recieve from the same barber. The hair must be cut very short everywhere but right in the front.
John: Woah man, you need to put a hat on

Chris: Why?

John: Your new haircuts awful, you have a Murray County haircut
by American Jumping Bean January 22, 2011
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Caldwell County

A crack infested, pill snorting, meth making county. Mostly populated with rednecks, wanna be thugs, and illegal aliens.
A place where there's nothing fun to do except hang at the empty mall, the 2D movie theater, or go to Sonic. Everyone's mostly rude, and full of drama. You may have a good time with the prostitute, Chewbacca who frequents 'Hospital Avenue.'
I have no life, let's go hang out in Caldwell County.
by AZombieCupcake. August 17, 2011
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Sonoma County

The Wine Country

If someone says Napa county is the wine country. They are wrong. Simply because Sonoma County has More wine, and most of the wine is better.

Also a very expensive place to live, and on top of that a lot of people who live there spend more money on wine per year than many peoples annual income.
P1, Ever been to the Wine country?
P2, You mean Napa? Yes I have been there.
P1, Pshht Napa is nothing compared to Sonoma county
by Connorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr July 24, 2007
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Rowan County

The worst education in NC, which is already the 48th ranked state for education in America. This town reminds me of the inside of my cunt muscle.
Student 1: Let go to Rowan County.

Student 2: Are you gay?
by J. Vernon McGee April 26, 2011
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Orange County Goggles

The phenomenon whereby a young male professional routinely checks out, pursues and dates women well over 30 years of age, instead of pursuing women in their 20s.

High housing prices in Orange County, California lead to a demographic situation whereby there is scarcity of women ages 22-30, so most female inhabitants are either too young (high school age) or too old (cougars, MILFs, divorcees, Persian medical professionals, etc).

Over time, his taste in women completely changes to the point where he considers his love of 30+ women as normal and standard, even to the point of forgetting about the existence of young hot women.

A male with Orange County Goggles may travel outside of OC and accidentally find himself around hot 20-something women. At this point he will feel a strong sense of disillusionment and urgency, and an awareness of his Stockholm Syndrome.
Roberto, who lived in an Irvine Company apartment complex in sunny Orange County, California, had to attend a business meeting in Los Angeles. After his work was done he visited a bar in Santa Monica, where he was shocked to see a plethora of beautiful 25-year old women dancing and socializing with high-energy. He sighed to himself as he realized he had Orange County Goggles for many years, spending so much time back home text messaging 35-year old professional women, trying to take them out to expensive dinners at Javier's.
by WORDSMAKER April 18, 2018
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essex county

A large county ranging from VERY rich to VERY poor. It's in close proximity to New York and has good transportation getting there which cause the taxes to be. Many feel the county is somewhat ethnically segregated in some parts. The western portion of Essex County tends to have wealthy and mainly white towns. These often include The Caldwells, Millburn, Glen Ridge,some of Upper Montclair, Short Hills, and Essex Fells, which are some of the most desirable towns in the state. Other mainly white towns that aren't as wealthy are more near the east but are considered to be still western. These towns include Nutley, Cedar Grove, and Verona which are mainly upper-middle class. On the other hand more toward the east there are towns like Irvington, East Orange, and the infamous Newark which are the least desirable towns in the state. Some towns tend to be stuck in the middle with some nice areas and some bad areas making them mixed. These include South Orange, West Orange, and Montclair. Towns that have few nice areas and are starting to go downhill include Bloomfield and Belleville.
Boy: I'm from Essex County!
Girl: So are you rich or poor?
by BahamaBlu February 6, 2007
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