meat concussion

The feeling of having hit your head after consuming a large meal of meat.

Oh wow, that was a delicious meal but now I think I might have a meat concussion.

by Martha-the-fly February 6, 2018

Anal concussion

When you get surprise analed and it hurts so bad that you pass out

‘He ended up going in the wrong hole and I got an anal concussion’

by Dicktko May 14, 2018

Anal Contusions

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."

Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe

by CoreyTech June 18, 2018

pharmascene conversion

A reaction to taking a new drug or medication that is so abrupt and paradigm-breaking that one immediately realizes that life, and one's perception of it, has been fundamentally and irreversibly changed. Named so in analogy to a religious experience, and as a portmanteau of "pharmaceutical" and "Damascene conversion".

Yeah, I was in pretty bad shape when the EMTs pulled me out of the wreck, but then they put the morphine in the IV and... man, I had a pharmascene conversion.

by TheBarsMyDestination July 26, 2018

Cracker Confusion

The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad

Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.

by Shitlord69420 May 27, 2018

Copyright Confusion

A state of being caused by the digitisation of society. Basically, nobody knows when they may use online images and videos. So they use it. And get sued. Cue chaos.

Copyright Confusion is no defence against the accusation of copyright violations.

by Typist Type November 6, 2018

DNA Confusion

They confusion one gets when trying to use two colors to label the Chromosomes on a paper, but when they look at the example in the book they use 15 different colors.

My tablemates Have DNA Confusion while trying to finish the worksheet.

by BioPhrases November 13, 2018