A conversational pipebomb is when someone (usually the guy only kept around out of pity) destroys all momentum of a social interaction with a single phrase or opinion typically awkward, offensive, or ignorant. This usually results in:
1. everybody in the group becoming angry and the once civil conversation devolving into an argument
2. total silence occasionally interrupted with a half hearted attempt at a joke or topic (which is always shot down)
3.everybody leaving
1. everybody in the group becoming angry and the once civil conversation devolving into an argument
2. total silence occasionally interrupted with a half hearted attempt at a joke or topic (which is always shot down)
3.everybody leaving
John: Did you guys hear about that shooting recently?
Dave: The one down in Texas?
Steve: YEAH! Really fucked up stuff!
Hunter: Yeah, for sure but I mean those kids were kinda asking for it.
Steve:..... That's a conversational pipebomb if I've ever heard one
Dave: The one down in Texas?
Steve: YEAH! Really fucked up stuff!
Hunter: Yeah, for sure but I mean those kids were kinda asking for it.
Steve:..... That's a conversational pipebomb if I've ever heard one
by TazmilyGum September 30, 2022
the act of replying to your own text massages that you sent befoe getting super backwoods shitfaced.
by trilly mays March 30, 2015
A monotonous, uninspiring conversation in the style typically had by two elderly women pulling granny trolleys along a cul-de-sac in Weston-Supermare on an overcast day.
I can't go on another date again, he has no personality and we just end up having "Nan conversation":
Vera: Hello there, dear. How are you today?
Nora: Oh, I'm doing alright, I suppose. Just feeling a bit tired today.
Vera: I know what you mean. I woke up with a headache this morning.
Nora: Oh no, that's not good. Have you tried taking anything for it?
Vera: Yes, I took some aspirin. It seems to be helping a bit.
Nora: That's good. I hate when I have a headache. It can really ruin your day.
Vera: Indeed it can. So, have you been up to anything interesting lately?
Nora: No, not really. Just been knitting and reading mostly. What about you?
Vera: Same here. I've been reading some romance novels lately.
Nora: Oh, I used to love those when I was younger. I don't have the patience for them anymore.
Vera: Hello there, dear. How are you today?
Nora: Oh, I'm doing alright, I suppose. Just feeling a bit tired today.
Vera: I know what you mean. I woke up with a headache this morning.
Nora: Oh no, that's not good. Have you tried taking anything for it?
Vera: Yes, I took some aspirin. It seems to be helping a bit.
Nora: That's good. I hate when I have a headache. It can really ruin your day.
Vera: Indeed it can. So, have you been up to anything interesting lately?
Nora: No, not really. Just been knitting and reading mostly. What about you?
Vera: Same here. I've been reading some romance novels lately.
Nora: Oh, I used to love those when I was younger. I don't have the patience for them anymore.
by nanna_jayne March 01, 2023
When you start with a random word or topic and you keep on adding more topics till you get to about 6-50(infinite) topics and when your done with the topics you go over every topic you were talking about.
Guy 1: bro, let’s start a stupid conversation
Guy 2: what’s a stupid conversation?
Guy 1: search it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 2: *searches up* yes let’s do that!
Guy 2: what’s a stupid conversation?
Guy 1: search it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 2: *searches up* yes let’s do that!
by Mr. Pickle Man November 07, 2021
To crash the hopes of a hater because was hoping that you would fail at something that he was setting up for you to fail. And the opposite happened, you succeeded.
Dude was hoping that I didn't get the girl, the job and hoping that my project would fail to make me look out, too bad for him, I got a outcome conversion.
by WordsSmithSmarts April 24, 2014
The act of expressing a number in both your own unit of measurement, and the unit of measurement used by the listener, out of courtesy.
by MrJelle July 22, 2017
person1:hey wats up
person2:nothing much,you?
Person1:just chillin
person2:ok...this is a broke conversation
person2:nothing much,you?
Person1:just chillin
person2:ok...this is a broke conversation
by its.royalty April 21, 2009