pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.

According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021

oatmeal container

a wooden bowl
a plastic water bottle and a paper towel rowle

oatmeal container?

by raybeez February 21, 2022

sharps container

a greedy vagina that has had more than one penis inside of it

"That girl vagina was like a sharps container. I'm never going back in that one."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Broke Containment

When an internet post spreads beyond it’s expected audience and becomes more universal. Usually used on Twitter and Tumblr.

Looks like this post broke containment. Muting replies cause some of you are annoying.

by Dragoncatkhfan June 23, 2023

cracker containment zone

A room made up of almost exclusively middle aged white people.

guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.

by graggler August 31, 2023

sea container

A really overweight person, mostly female

Why do people like that sea container's Instagram posts? She's so ugly!

by botermossel July 25, 2024

super-size returnable-container swindle

Refers to the pathetically-selfish practice of a miser’s offering a naïve fellow human one or more huge trash bags full of returnable containers as payment for his running one or more errands and/or performing some task around the shyster’s house or property, only for the hapless workman to later discover that the bags merely contain a comparatively few very large (i.e., gallon and/or 2-/3-liter) plastic containers, rather than the logically-expected “haul” of many dozens of ordinary-sized glass/plastic drink-bottles and aluminum beverage-cans; he is thus being paid only a small fraction of the “apparent reimbursement” that the gigantic bulging bags had “implied”.

I always insist on either “counting through” bags of bottles/cans before accepting them as payment for something, or having clear-plastic sacks be used to bag up the returnables, so that I can actually see the size/type/number of the containers inside the bags, and thus be more sure of getting the approximate reimbursement that I’ve been led to believe I’d be receiving as my end of the deal... there are waaaay too many advantage-takers out there who are eager to try to pull the ol' "super-size returnable-container swindle" on people like me.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018