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Man 2: "Im sorry but even my therapeutic skills can't solve that one"
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by Grendall January 10, 2024
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Teacher: Sorry class, it looks like I made a mistake on the board, although I can't figure out where I went wrong
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!
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"You say we should help the homeless but also support economic growth—that's inconsistent!" That's Enforced Consistency Fallacy. Those goals might conflict sometimes; they might also complement. Life isn't a logic puzzle—consistency isn't the highest virtue, and demanding it is often a way to avoid engaging with complexity."
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It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.
Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists
It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.
Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists
Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"
Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."
Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"
Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."
Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"
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