contagious smile

A euphemism for "herpes" in personal ads.

I have herpes, so I only look for personal ads that say "contagious smile".

by FredDill August 11, 2010

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Conrad

A guy who you think you like and eventually fall in love with, thinking he must like you back, and you are so blinded by love (or obsession) you don't see the obvious truth staring you in the face: HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU AND WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU. Your heart is broken beyond repair and you see him for what he really is: A dumbass boy who never paid any attention to you anyway. So you try to be happier and you realize who you are meant to be with-a Daniel; every girl needs a Daniel. He likes you back and always has. He's been there for you when you were sad or angry, and now you feel better, like the hole in your heart has been fixed again.

Girl 1: OMG! that guy is sooo hot!
Girl 2: Don't be decieved, he's a Conrad.
Girl 1: Ugh, I hate Conrads.
Girl 2: Same here sister. Been there, done that.

by jadestar114 May 26, 2010

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Courage

a boyfriend that carries a rough self-made image eg. tattos, lots of language, typically a frequent physical bar fighter that wins everytime, BUT cries and whines in a high pitched squeaky pleading manner. Closet emotional wreck and tends to beg his woman with this whiny behavior, especially not to kick him out for drinking and or drugging too much, or simple request for space. I think it's a play on the cartoon Courage the Cowardly Dog. In these incidences where the term is used, no one saves the day, especially not Courage (the dude)

"Look, Courage(the dude)has no where to go and is on his hands and knees begging her not to kick him out. He's drunk and kicked 3 guy asses at once at the bar. Guess he's not so tough anymore"

by Cat27mouse July 14, 2007

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conager

a man, with a hairy stomach and a very small cock. he is into horseback riding and mountain climbing on unicycles. has never been laid. also he is very fat. he enjoys walks on the beach with guys named bob or lary (yes lary).

Oh! would you look at that conager over there!

He is totally a fag.

by The Ultimate Thruster December 16, 2010

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Conrad

Someone who joins stupid high school gangs and wears lame clothes in the hope of gaining popularity.
Ironically, it is these things which cause them to lack popularity.

God, he's such a conrad.

That guy should really give up. So conrad.

by uih8 December 16, 2008

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