Confangled

1. Something so awe inspiringly stupid/idiotic/shameful that one cannot even attempt to utter a word.
2. An insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.

Example 1: Ionce heard that a man cut off his own penis to please his wife. I was confangled.

Example 2:

Skinny guy: Motherfucker, I swear that I will be That Guy.
Fat dude: Shut up you anorexic, smelly-ass motherfucker.
Skinny Guy: Alright, you fat some of a bitch, you know why your mother died? The same reason you're going to: A clogged fucking heart! You're ugly and fat inside and out, Iand I can't believe that there is a kind and loving God. Why, you may ask? Because no benevolent God of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
Fat guy: ... 8Begins crying and fighting skinny guy*

by The Nobody. January 29, 2009

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Conan O'Brian

Having sex with a girl and broadcasting it late at night for your friends to watch.

I can't wait until Josh pulls a Conan O'Brian and we finally get to see him nail his chick.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

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Condensed Sexy

Sexy in it's mosed potent and portable form. Just add water. Please refer also to Nate and Ty and Laila and WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA.

Kit- That Ty! He's so condensed Sexy!

Laila- Fuck yea, even Canadians love him! WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

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Ty- Hey guys! You're both condensed Sexy!

Nate, Ty, Laila- WAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA

by Kit January 7, 2005

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