Consume thine buttocks

A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."

Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."

by CoffeeK_ November 26, 2018

Consulté

n. A discrete meeting in a public place between two people to enjoy a bump of cocaine.

Let's go to the restroom for a consulté.

by Alexistony March 3, 2019

consuegra

The mother of your son or daughter's spouse

Mi consuegra me enoja de mas

by tumbadadelburro March 6, 2019

Consumanation

To eat massive amounts of objects

The consumanation of this meal will begin shortly

by Lil_Wagn September 7, 2019

Consult my books

That's what you say instead of saying that you need to google something.

To give you the answer, I'll need to consult my books

by Anastasia911 June 29, 2019

consude

confusion and frustration to the point of absolute misery and tears

my homework made me feel consuded

by genius sai October 15, 2019

consuemer

A product/service-user who is always looking for opportunities to profit from said commodity's manufacturers/suppliers in court.

As many stupid-a** "you may be entitled to a share of a huge class-action settlement" banner-ads dat I see on da Internet, those advertisers seem to think dat we are all just a bunch of opportunistic consuemers!

by QuacksO November 17, 2019