Complaibration

Exchanging complaints with one another, especially to achieve mutual satisfaction.

(v) - Complaibrate: To engage in a complaibration. (past tense: complaibrated)

"Although he complained frequently, he remained unsatisfied because not one of his friends would engage in complaibration with him."

"God damn, won't you just complaibrate with me?"

"I need some complaibrationing here."

by alfred- December 26, 2009

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compliance violation

a shitty company law preventing the use of pornography, etc. on a laptop/desktop owned by your employer.

"hmm im feeling a little devilish, ill look at some porn on my work comp, im at home on my own wi-fi connection so the boss can't catch me. (the next day at work) "COMPLIANCE VIOLATION!!! your fired!" says the boss (to the man that earlier looked at porn). This is usually caused by the company putting some shitty office watcher such as Trend Micro offiscan client.

by [MaLiCiOuS] January 29, 2010

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complinet

Complicated Magnet.

Someone who appears to attract complicated issues.

Have you heard about Ali, she is such a complinet.

by Grape. February 19, 2010

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Company Cleanup

having the feeling to clean up your room only when you have company in your house

Edgar: Whoa my room's a mess i should clean up

Ted: man you don't have to pull a company cleanup in the middle of a movie

by The Real Koryodang March 25, 2011

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company dumpany

The act of taking a shit while on work or company time. One of the most satisfying things an employee can do while on shift. There is nothing like getting paid to take a shit.

My boss was pissed at me because I took a 25 minute company dumpany.

by beerman0531 November 6, 2015

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