colostomy bag

a bag you shit in through your chest

sarah wanted to go to the movies bur she couldnt because she'd scare all of the children with her shit filled colostomy bag.

by scott you douchebag May 25, 2003

colest

kohl adjective, -er, -est, adverb, noun, verb

Several levels above cool.

Juli is the colest!

by _ChriChri_ November 21, 2011

colish

To break a piece of furniture or other immobile object by sitting heavily on it or running into it face first. Often used to describe a heavy handed approach to what is otherwise a simple problem.

You: Yo man, did you see him colish that chair? it busted into a million pieces!

Me: Yeah you think he could have just gone back to his desk instead of colishing all our stuff.

by mptroll November 8, 2011

Coloski

A member of a fraternity that is being chartered. Since we cannot refer to each other as brothers we must be referred to as colonists. Ergo, one cannot call another a broski and must substitute it with coloski.

You're my coloski for life *started at stony brook university

by J-Moneyz March 15, 2010

Colostiwhore

A whore using a colostomy bag for sexual relief.

That colostiwhore should clean herself after work.

Nearly nobody is sexually attracted to colostiwhores.

by Firesheep October 29, 2010

Coleslaw

Something that older people eat to punish themselves for living so long

My 80 year old granny's favourite food is coleslaw. She must hate herself

by Madeleine Milan April 5, 2016

Coleslaw

Another name for the side chick

Girl, you are his coleslaw!

by Teejaye Deloach April 21, 2017