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Colton Busko

Dad..? Colton Busko...
by Stewie428 May 25, 2019
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Colton Kundinger

One who acts to know everything about cars.
He claims he is the master with cars.
Will tell you how to make your car faster.
Tries to give advice on cars.
Will tell you his rsx is fast.

Tells everyone what oil to run.

Nut swings off weld wheels.
You’re acting like Colton kundinger with telling me what to buy for my mustang.
by T clay June 19, 2019
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Colton Bowling

A fat ugly ass mother fucker that loves to ride dick and fist his ass hole. He loves to ride his bfs dick and put his balls in his ass.
Is that a killer wale with legs? Oh wait it’s Colton Bowling
by Madison kids are bomb January 3, 2020
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Colton Philips

Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut
The fat guy smash his cousin in Must be a colton Philips
by swaggyboiGammer January 5, 2020
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colton hennessey

a guy that a lot of people like O.o
like savy always thought colton hennessey was fat but little did she know..
by savy1 November 9, 2020
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Colton’s rectal rodeo

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)
Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!
by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 2, 2021
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Colton stanojevic

his google search bar says either "memes", "funny memes", or "dark jokes". They are also are a narcissist, make incest jokes about their friends having relations with their brother/sister, and lives in 2012
Person: do you see that Colton stanojevic

Person: Yeah, he's an asshole
by Arthur Morgan TB December 13, 2021
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