The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)
Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!
by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 2, 2021
Get the Colton’s rectal rodeomug. A middle school drug dealer does weeb crack, and meth smart good at math and will be the best dictator hires Arabs to bomb schools
by Colton S. friend April 21, 2022
Get the colton s.mug. He's an amazing boyfriend. Colton Mancheski is the love of my life, best friend, soul mate, my whole world, my everything. He's very honest, respectful, loving, caring, and an amazing person inside and out. He means more to me then anything on this earth. He's the type of boy that will melt your heart :) He's very hard-working and determined in everything he does. Watch out he might make you fall in love with him :) He's the only boy in this world for me. And I'm so lucky and blessed to have him in my life. No matter what we go through together, I will always be right by his side through thick and thin. He's my Colty Bear, noodles to my macoroni and cheese, dull light bulb, the love of my life, and my hero. He will always be the boy who steals my heart over and over again.
Gosh, don't you love that Colton Mancheski.
I love me some Colton Mancheski.
Colton Mancheski is the cutest.
I love me some Colton Mancheski.
Colton Mancheski is the cutest.
by Kaywa May 11, 2012
Get the Colton Mancheskimug. Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.
Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023
Get the colton turnermug. Colton is the best go to partner to have. Colton’s have the biggest most loving hearts you could ever ask for. Colton is the best at keeping you warm at night and making sure the cover is covering you. If you ever find yourself a Colton, love every living moment you have with him because I can promise you it will be the most utterly amazing life you will ever have.
Girl: Colton has never given me a stare where I don’t feel warm inside.
Boy: I’m glad he treats you so well.
Boy: I’m glad he treats you so well.
by GiganticD March 12, 2020
Get the Coltonmug. Colton is an absolute simp. He actually will kiss up so hard that he’s the hardest on the scale. Harder than diamond. He will usually be the sidekick of the friend group. Bro drops friends faster than sonic. If he sees a girl he will be all over her.
by Randy Philips February 9, 2024
Get the Coltonmug. 