Colton

an absolute idiot piece of shit. terrible at 2k21 AND 20. look up “pizza hut boy for the spurs” on youtube n you’ll see this twerp.
wow coltons a fucking idiot
by lightstrike216 September 13, 2020
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He is the hottest man alive.He gets all the hoes on his phone.Be is the literal definition of rizz god.He has the biggest giant xxxl horse cock
Girl:gulp gulp gulp oh Colton your cock is so juicy
by Chiken licken July 11, 2023
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Cotton picken monkey who likes dudes and hangs out with Jordans
Theres Colton that that cotton picken monkey
by WeinerIn a can22 August 22, 2022
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coltons are blonde mullet wearing assholes who wear cowboy boots and wear their worn-out, tight ass, ragged up old navy jeans. they always be saying the n word too. coltons need their own damn species. and don’t get involved with these things, they be on some racist shit.
“did you see that ugly nigga with the lasso?”
“yeah, it’s colton.”
by kushi! February 04, 2022
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Look at the colton!
(Points at a pig
by Henrytherapist September 18, 2017
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Colton is an absolute simp. He actually will kiss up so hard that he’s the hardest on the scale. Harder than diamond. He will usually be the sidekick of the friend group. Bro drops friends faster than sonic. If he sees a girl he will be all over her.
Girl 1: Look it’s Colton
Girl 2: all he does is ask me out
by Randy Philips February 10, 2024
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A sexy boy with a large cock. He loves brown haired girls, but thinks hes better than everyone. Tbh, he is, because of his long, masculine penis.
Wow, you have a colton in your pants!
by 12StepKid May 10, 2022
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