Cocomelon man

A large beast that jerks off to cocomelon in the closet of your bedroom.

AHHHH!!! It’s cocomelon man!!!

by MilkyMilky69 February 7, 2022

cocomelon

fuck them

cocomelon fucking sucks

by h9girbvg sijufxgcaringvbikasfe February 19, 2022

kashelia coleman

a very lazy person who likes to sleep during school and does not like to share her food with anyone

kashelia coleman does not like to give candy to her bestfriend

by lovemypuppy01 April 22, 2019

Colombian Milkshake

The act of a middle-aged Colombian female vigorously shaking her floppy, lumpy ass in a person's face, then excreting unnecessarily large amounts of diarrhea into the mouth of her companion through a funnel.

My naughty social studies teacher punished me by giving me a Colombian Milkshake after class.

by Dawnkee Bawlz February 19, 2011

sneaky colombian

a means by which a human male with a significant resovoir of cocaine most likely a colombian might murder his female
counterpart. while engaging in sexual intercourse the male removes his penis from the woman and dips it in his purest colombian cocaine. he then administers the deadly stimulent through re-entry. the cocaine stuck to his penis easily absorbs through the bloodstream. unless the mans member is infentesimally lacking in girth the surface area of the penis is enough for enough cocaine to stick that overdose will be eminant. the man to pioneer the sneaky colombian technique was a man by the surname of Ibanez (his first name shall remain anonymous) while having sex with a partner who had cheated on him.

yo i gotta lay low i just gave that bitch the sneaky colombian

wow i cant believe i wasted so much colombian marching powder on killing that bitch. i gave her the sneaky colombian.

that last sneaky colombian i gave made my urethera burn i got some coke all up in it.

by dan, destroyer of worlds November 9, 2008

kelvin coleman

A very cute,smart, and talented guy who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with but most of the time he is in a relationship so girls call him a great catch and try to make him come to them; seeing to how he doesn't cheat on his girl guys tend 2 call him a "simp"

Kelvin Coleman is such a great guy.

by lilSHOWTIME3 October 24, 2009

cholomobile

1. A gang banger family truckster. Usually defined by one of many distinct characteristics; dingleberriesword, a mexican license plate, spooked rims, crooked window decal, occupied by several undesireable short males in wife beater t-shirts.

Spider sells crack from his cholomobile.

by madmarv March 5, 2003