The Colonel Sanders

Sexual ritual where the male deepfries his penis until crisp. Then the female gives him head, when he nuts she screams “it’s finger lickin good”

John- hey bitch you down for a colonel sanders?
Britney- I’m SO down
*does the colonel sanders*
John- *nuts*
Britney- ITS FINGER LICKIN GOOD

by KKK77777 March 13, 2018

Will Connell

One Thicc Boi. Super Long Hair. 10/10. Fake Aussie.

Will Connell is pretty THICC. Not as good as Dmitrov tho.

by Greatbun December 8, 2018

Cornelius

A criminal who hides in dark alleyways and chops people in half down their coronal plane to scoop out their organs with a spoon and eat their breast meat.

Chuck Norris is such a Cornelius.

by Taco Bell Dog on the Moon April 25, 2009

Colonel Clusterfuck

Butt sex behind the deep fryers at a KFC restaurant.

Dave: Dude, I Colonel Clusterfucked Lindy yesterday.

Henry: Lucky bastard.

by Jonas Brothers Suck Penish February 1, 2009

Clonely

When someone is both lonely and desires a clone. This could be of themselves, a pet or loved one. Cloneliness is not about wanting a dead person magically back and only applies to specifically wanting a clone.

Al: I'm so clonely.
Bob: Why?
Al: If I had some clones, we could each learn a different kung fu style and have some sweet free-for-alls.
Bob: Get help, dude. Seriously.

by Mr. Tofu July 14, 2010

Cornelius

cornelius can bag whoever the fuck he wants, all the girls be on him he always do his homework he got a tall ass brother and he likes this girl name kayla and he wants to fuck her period

cornelius is fire

by fmhyk dfucjio; March 6, 2019

colonel sanders

Creator of KFC

Oh I hated the colonel with his wee beedy eyes, and that smug look on his face - "ooh you're gonna buy my chicken, hoho"

by mep June 10, 2004