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When someone is both lonely and desires a clone. This could be of themselves, a pet or loved one. Cloneliness is not about wanting a dead person magically back and only applies to specifically wanting a clone.
Al: I'm so clonely.
Bob: Why?
Al: If I had some clones, we could each learn a different kung fu style and have some sweet free-for-alls.
Bob: Get help, dude. Seriously.
Clonely by Mr. Tofu July 14, 2010
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Clonely Farts Pub 

A mens drinking establishment frequented by slow moving patrons with an outstanding lack of originality.
Hey, don't look for any college kids in there, it's a clonely farts pub, you know, a wrinkle room.
Clonely Farts Pub by BubbaHoTep111 August 25, 2010
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Cloney Swear

The most powerful swear known to man that can only be done between two clones
"Cloney Swear you will never tell anyone this?"
"I Cloney Swear I won't"
Cloney Swear by Olau Alexa Clone April 14, 2022
Clone + Enemy. A hater that still realizes that deep down, your all kinds of awesome (which is why they hate you), but they decide to copy everything you do and still hate you at the same time.
I wore this awesome and really unique shirt (nobody else at the time had it) to the club last week, but Mike was there (a hater). He talks crap about me all the time. Next week I went, Mike was wearing the same shirt. He's such a Clonemy
Clonemy by Headcircus December 3, 2010
A loving person who always put others first
Conelyn ; Conelyn
conelyn by Zatzat June 9, 2021

closely held 

(BUSINESS) a closely-held corporation has all or most of its stock owned by the management of the firm. In many cases, it has no stock at all (see "going public"), in which case it is a private company.

Usually people say "private corporation" to mean any company that is unaffiliated with the government, or any company run mainly for profit. It's impossible to buck this trend, so corporations with no issues of stock, or negligible amounts of stock held by the public, are called "private companies" despite the fact that not all companies are corporations. Cargill, Inc., for example, has annual revenues of $117 billion, but no shares available for trade. On the other hand, PricewaterhouseCoopers and Ernst & Young are private companies but not a corporations. They are limited liability partnerships. The term "closely held" would not apply to them since partnerships do not issue stock.
Koch Industries is a super-sized, closely held corporation with two owners--Charles and David Koch, heirs to the oil refiner Fred Koch. Thanks to this peculiar status, magazines like Forbes are not allowed to report ANY financial statistics of the company at all (sales figures are suspiciously rounded to "$100,000,000,000.00").

Publix Super Markets (at the other end of the spectrum) is closely held--by its 125,000 employees.
closely held by Abu Yahya September 3, 2010
Your so clovely.
Clovely by Kettle Stick October 1, 2020
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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