Colby ray short is a godly beast who would read you mind with his 30 ft SCHLONG. He would loot at u and fuck you mentally with his god almighty cock he is so sexy when he enters a room every girl wants him.unlike zachary lopez. Zachary lopez is a kid who gets bullied for his lunch money
Zachary lopez:h-hey Col-
Colby: STFU and give me yo lunch money you stupid simp
Zach:O-ok sor-
Colby:eat my ass
Colby ray short is the all o mighty god
Colby: STFU and give me yo lunch money you stupid simp
Zach:O-ok sor-
Colby:eat my ass
Colby ray short is the all o mighty god
by RayJJizzle July 2, 2020
Get the colby ray shortmug. Colby is an absolute pedophile that has no life. Usually lonely, a “Colby” has divorced parents that hate him. Also, a “Colby” might have a huge interest in a sport, but sucks at all of them. Someone like this also hits on any girl that smiles at him.
“Oh man, that guy just got beat up, must be a Colby”.
“Wow, that’s one ugly motherfucker, his name has to be Colby”
“Wow, that’s one ugly motherfucker, his name has to be Colby”
by TheWiseOn3 April 7, 2020
Get the Colbymug. by Savagecolby October 20, 2019
Get the Colbymug. An attention-deficit legendary creature of Korean folk, known because of its height, weight, and high pitch squeal, which many scientists say is the cause of cancer. The face of the creature is that of a gorilla's but he has the body of an elephant, the arms of a T- Rex, and the legs of a giraffe (which questions the ability of Bolby to walk on two feet). Victims' description of its height ranges from 12 feet to 36 feet. But coincidentally, they all agreed on the fact that its round belly is able to swallow a human whole.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
man 1: have you seen Bobby Colby's wrestling video?
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
by The Chosen afgjdkfssadfgh,jjm April 3, 2011
Get the Bobby Colbymug. A failed nazi experiment frozen to awaken in 2024. He has sexuality assaulted plenty of people (mainly cripples) and including his own half brother mason.
Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-
Noun:
Fat:
Weirdo:
Nig-
by Hawk333 May 14, 2024
Get the Colby Jew Manmug. colbys rizz is somewhat the opposute of rizz. when someone is failing really hard to get girls you say colbys rizz
bartholemew has colbys rizz
by geodice May 31, 2023
Get the colbys rizzmug. Colby is a very intelligent and sexy human being, he is very athletic and strong. He will spend most of his life trying to ensure others are happy. They are definitely boyfriend material, most loyal people you'll ever meet. They are always there for you when you need and can always cheer you up. You'll never meet anyone better than a Colby. Consider yourself beyond lucky to have met a Colby. Colby's are fucking hot so if you have one keep him away from other girls. That's how I sum up Colby
by FazeJ November 23, 2021
Get the Colbymug.