Cucumber

A cucumber a long green healthy thing what Calum Hood used to pleasure the female fans if he feels up to it. The female fans have seen his cucumber from a leaked snapchat and it was fairly decently sized; we all thoroughly enjoyed it.

Calum fucked the fan using his large cucumber sprouting from his body

by Hemmingsbitch January 23, 2015

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Cucumber

When you're in a complicated situation where you both in love with each other, and are sexually active, but are more than friends, and less than being in a relationship.

Bob and Mary are in a cucumber relationship.

by yedtds519 March 14, 2016

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Cucumber

A rarely used, but 100% legit word, for a man's reproductive organs.

It's wordplay on Cum Chamber.

Cumchamber.
Cuchamber.
Cucumber.

Man 1: Dude i heard Adam slept with your wife.

Man 2: Yeah, I'm so gonna bust his cucumbers.

by ButtStuffYes March 30, 2016

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Cucumber boxes

A language reference meaning a word that by its pronunciation sound like it means something else only due to the (often complex) phonetic sound (perceived as funny by non-english citizen). It has originated among (peferable swedish) tourists in UK and has now been spread to the UK population itself meaning essentially gibberish. (Primary London and Brighton area).

Swedish tourist to finnish tourist: "What does Omnicidal Maniac trope mean?"
Finnish tourist: "No idea, its probably just "Cucumber boxes"

British person watching political debate: "I can´t understand what he is talking about"
Second person watching: "Doesn´t matter its just gibberish - cucumber boxes"

by Ace contributor October 11, 2016

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