Cocksucker

Someone who does not respond to trade requests in fantasy football in time for the players to be active for that weekends' games.

Lou is a fucking Cocksucker. He doesn't reply to my trade request for 3 days.

by FFBoy January 13, 2009

Cockknocker

Someone who likes to be smacked with a cock in the face

"Come on Thomas slam that cock on my chin!" "your such a nasty cockknocker"

by IFGODWASONEOFUS February 1, 2015

cockflocker

to have sex with four places on her body 1. the pooter 2. the mouth 3. the pussy 4. the hole in her neck

i cant believe you gave a her a cockflocker

by neck buster April 11, 2011

cockernocker

A cockernocker is a alcoholic drink containing one small bottle of babycham and a double gin,

Can i have a cockernocker please

by Bob2013 July 16, 2013

Cocksucker

A person watching porn while while driving an 18 wheeler.

That cocksucker drove 286 miles in the wrong direction , watching porn.

by wildchild17 January 31, 2017

shitfaced cocksucker

shitfaced and cocksucker combination

Phil is a shitfaced cocksucker. So is his mom.

by fyrehart February 19, 2005

Cockpocket

1. a person who has a super hot girl friend but does not do anything with them or is too afraid to, it is also referred to as "Pulling a GJ"

2. a person who cannot get a girl friend while his other friends can

definition 1

bro 1: dude your girl friend is so hot
bro 2: yeah i know. but im too afraid to do anything with her
bro 1: dude you are such a cockpocket you are pulling a gj
bro 2: whats a cock pocket? o.O
bro 1: *walks away*

definition 2

bro 1 and 2: dude its so awesome having a girl friend
bro 3: dude not fair i want a girl friend, but i can never get one

bro 1: hehehe...cock pocket
bro 3: shut up

by Bob90827308297 May 20, 2009