Cockablockalitis

Cock blocker

That woman has a severe case of cockablockalitis.

by Penis blocker September 28, 2017

cockails

When you're thirsty for dick....so you go out for cockails....

"Hey Sarah, wanna go out for cockails?"
"Sure, there's some yummy dudes at the Round Up Saloon downtown"

by knitterrrr February 4, 2018

cockalo

Nick name

Colin Philip Caboilu

OMG it's a wild cockalo

by Batthew Waxtr June 2, 2018

Cockakaze

Cockakaze is the act in wich you cock block somone (Usually a friend) whilst also cock blocking yourself.

It’s an act of pure spite, Only to be used when a friend is attempting to hit on a girl you like, and they are doing a better job.

I cockakaze’d my friend by convincing the the girl that we were both into , by telling her that we both love to fuck hairy men, and she believed me.

by Lil Yevie June 11, 2018

Cockaine

A drug similar to cocaine but tastes likes cock/dick

@JaksniDraws have been using cockaine

by @Rmdhn August 20, 2018

Cockadoodledo

The action of a verb/noun expressing the act of drawing or writing with the help of one's penis on a surface, preferably snow.
Often misunderstood to be the sound produced by roosters.

Noun - I drank too much beer, it's time for a cockadoodledo under the stars.
Verb - What are you cockadoodledoing on your bedsheets? Maps of Europe?

by HiraetHome December 20, 2018

Cockadoodledoo

The sound farmers hate to wake up to so they grab their shotgun, put in their mouth, and shoot.

Cockadoodledoo!

Farmer:Shut up you settle shit *POW*

by Little-Idiot December 31, 2018