Cackled

The sound your stepmom makes when you say something funny.

When you cackled it sounded like my stepmom.

by Whale scientist February 3, 2018

Cockless Blocker

A female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. Generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. Thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.

Cher - Heeeyyyy Dya mind if my friend Mark dances with usss, Heeesh really niice...And heeeeesh shingle (wink)

Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong

Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.

by Silverback Sweep May 25, 2012

cockleavage

When a person of the male gender has left his zipper open exposing the top of his cock.

That dude has some serious cockleavage going on.

by Pinkcadillac64 May 24, 2016

cocklewhore

A female who wants sex all the time and when she receives sexual pleasure she cockles much like a rooster.

Damn my girl is such a cocklewhore

by porkisgood123 January 25, 2018

Cockletto

A tiny southern Italian penis

Hey man u have a cockletto

by Nigleto August 6, 2019

cockless

me

cockless bitches ASHSAHASH

by fatfucc February 19, 2020

Scorch the Cockles

To jerk off, to cum IN A SPEEDY MANNER

Time to scorch the cockles!

I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.

I scorch my cockles faster than most.

He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.

Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.

by dankboo October 2, 2019