Brandon was so appealing to the ladies that despite Dickies numerous attempts to cock block Brandon, Brandon was un-cock-a-block-able and took home three lovely ladies that night.
by Kevin Holland February 04, 2009
by Thejobber August 31, 2012
A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 06, 2017
by Blunteeezy July 14, 2008
Sue!! Yes Mel. What do you think you’re doing? I’m trying to pick up that Dutch sailor and you keep cock blocking me. What tha fuck??
by Dazza Vich December 22, 2018
when a guy sees a girl and starts to pop a boner by he can't because he's either in a public place or around people.
Steven: "oh man see that chick?!"
Pete: "yea dude she's a hottie"
Steven: "dude I'm getting hard just lookin at her..."
Pete: "here comes the boss!!"
Stevn: "oh man that's a cock blocker."
Pete: "yea dude she's a hottie"
Steven: "dude I'm getting hard just lookin at her..."
Pete: "here comes the boss!!"
Stevn: "oh man that's a cock blocker."
by Hotpinkluvr May 14, 2009