colins toupee

to say something difficult, gnarly or ugly is easy to do, conquer or achieve

she was the ugliest women in the village but even colins toupee would smash its back doors in
colins toupee would have landed that

by lowrider27 August 27, 2025

Parker Collins

An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.

This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.

Can i get a Parker Collins for the lady at the end of the bar

by Master Rainmaker Drinkmaker January 17, 2009

kristin collins

One of the coolest people you will ever meet. She is always there when you need her. The best to party wit She likes to kiss her guy friends. She got that cashflow. Drives a mustang, and always puts a smile on peoples faces. She dances in the car and dont care what people think about her, you cant not love her

need

smile
kristin collins

by rjack221 November 2, 2010

phil colins

To grab someones neck with one hand while simultaneously forcing the fist of the other hand in to thier anus.

He hasn't been able to walk straight since i gave him that Phil Colins!

by Mufflon July 10, 2014

Haily collins

A nice girl who dates douche bags even though she can do way better

She's dating him? She's such a Haily Collins

by IeatAss69420 September 30, 2016

Bertie Collins

a fucking retarded spastic. Spactacular at everything he does xddd.

Bertie collins is a spactacular spastic.

by DH Lawrence January 19, 2017

Kevin Collins

The sexiest, most highly talented 18 year old around. He is my secret lover and ooh the things I would do to him. I love you Kevin <3

Gerogina: Kevin Collins is sooooo sexy

Alex: Fuck yes

Bobbie: Too bad he's 18

by MotherLover11111 February 17, 2017